Text for HTML links goes here.MY FACEBOOK I just pound the drums and do the African face. I just pound the drums and do the African face. The names Hannah. Give me a cookie, and I’ll dance for you. I'm not an asshole, I like Bob Marley, StarWars and people who aren't closed minded. I live to appreciate all of life's shenanigans, from the small simple things down to the type of tunes I listen to. I'm respectful if you're respectful; I like vintage gaming systems, and sloth’s…I like sloth’s. I’m weird but who isn’t? I like conversation and with all this controversy on this giant spinning rock I choose to live by “P.L.U.R.R”. I'm a conversationalist and I fucking hate mayonnaise. Did I mention I cuss like a sailor?!?! I’ve been rocking this world 18 years and my birth-date is legendary ♥ My shits to legit to quit. ;D I have an assortment of belts :) I’m the kind of person who has serious conversations about how heavy a million bubbles would feel. I enjoy walking around Tokyo on Google earth :) it makes everyday a good day. Always be an optimist prime not a negatron :) If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels in the neighborhood all day. If you don’t like narwhals you don’t get a hug. I’m very talented, but no talent to help me get a normal job. Don’t mistake me into your categories and labels. The only thing I cut is my own hair. I'm complicated in mind, and I turn every question into a theory. My life is devoted to things that are different. Different people, different lifestyles and so on. I don't take well to people dictating to me about how the fuck I should live my life. Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches... I have learned that the only truth is that this world has no absolute truths, seeing as how all is perception. I have realized that one can never be wrong if their subconscious mind coexists in unity with their conscious mind. I am a natural-born philosopher, as well as one who studies deeply in to the thoughts and ways of philosophers whom I have followed in the footsteps of, My metaphysical outlook on life is a combination of beliefs, seeing as how I cannot make up my mind on any particular belief. I consider myself Very cerebral. I point out the worst just to make you aware of it not to ruin your life. I make people see problems from all sides. I'm into the logic of Life. I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions. I can be your best friend or an enemy. I hate making enemies so let's be friends (: Your preconceived idea of me is usually wrong.... I color outside the lines....I’m erratic, open-minded, shy, and an enigmatic-introvert. I am also very blunt. Take it as you will. I wish upon 11:11 ....I'm not perfect. I'm ready to be covered in tats. Yes life's tough….so get a helmet
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The names Hannah.

Give me a cookie, and I’ll dance for you.

I'm not an asshole, I like Bob Marley, StarWars and people who aren't closed minded. I live to appreciate all of life's shenanigans, from the small simple things down to the type of tunes I listen to. I'm respectful if you're respectful; I like vintage gaming systems, and sloth’s…I like sloth’s. I’m weird but who isn’t? I like conversation and with all this controversy on this giant spinning rock I choose to live by “P.L.U.R.R”. I enjoy conversations and I fucking hate mayonnaise. Did I mention I cuss like a sailor?!?! I’ve been rocking this world 17 years and my birth-date is legendary ♥ My shits to legit to quit. ;D

I have an assortment of belts :)
I’m the kind of person who has serious conversations about how heavy a million bubbles would feel.
I enjoy walking around Tokyo on Google earth :) it makes everyday a good day.
Always be an optimist prime not a negatron :)
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels in the neighborhood all day.
If you don’t like narwhals you don’t get a hug.

I’m very talented, but no talent to help me get a normal job. Don’t mistake me into your categories and labels. The only thing I cut is my own hair. I'm complicated in mind, and I turn every question into a theory. My life is devoted to things that are different. Different people, different lifestyles and so on.
I don't take well to people dictating to me about how the fuck I should live my life.

Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...

I have learned that the only truth is that this world has no absolute truths, seeing as how all is perception. I have realized that one can never be wrong if their subconscious mind coexists in unity with their conscious mind. I am a natural-born philosopher, as well as one who studies deeply in to the thoughts and ways of philosophers whom I have followed in the footsteps of, My metaphysical outlook on life is a combination of beliefs, seeing as how I cannot make up my mind on any particular belief.

I consider myself Very cerebral. I point out the worst just to make you aware of it not to ruin your life. I make people see problems from all sides. I'm into the logic of Life.

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions. I can be your best friend or an enemy. I hate making enemies so let's be friends (:
Your preconceived idea of me is usually wrong....
I color outside the lines....I’m erratic, open-minded, shy, and an enigmatic-introvert. I am also very blunt. Take it as you will.
I wish upon 11:11 ....I'm not perfect.
I'm ready to be covered in tats.

Yes life's tough….so get a helmet.

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