Text for HTML links goes here.MY FACEBOOK I just pound the drums and do the African face. I just pound the drums and do the African face. The names Hannah. Give me a cookie, and I’ll dance for you. I'm not an asshole, I like Bob Marley, StarWars and people who aren't closed minded. I live to appreciate all of life's shenanigans, from the small simple things down to the type of tunes I listen to. I'm respectful if you're respectful; I like vintage gaming systems, and sloth’s…I like sloth’s. I’m weird but who isn’t? I like conversation and with all this controversy on this giant spinning rock I choose to live by “P.L.U.R.R”. I'm a conversationalist and I fucking hate mayonnaise. Did I mention I cuss like a sailor?!?! I’ve been rocking this world 18 years and my birth-date is legendary ♥ My shits to legit to quit. ;D I have an assortment of belts :) I’m the kind of person who has serious conversations about how heavy a million bubbles would feel. I enjoy walking around Tokyo on Google earth :) it makes everyday a good day. Always be an optimist prime not a negatron :) If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels in the neighborhood all day. If you don’t like narwhals you don’t get a hug. I’m very talented, but no talent to help me get a normal job. Don’t mistake me into your categories and labels. The only thing I cut is my own hair. I'm complicated in mind, and I turn every question into a theory. My life is devoted to things that are different. Different people, different lifestyles and so on. I don't take well to people dictating to me about how the fuck I should live my life. Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches... I have learned that the only truth is that this world has no absolute truths, seeing as how all is perception. I have realized that one can never be wrong if their subconscious mind coexists in unity with their conscious mind. I am a natural-born philosopher, as well as one who studies deeply in to the thoughts and ways of philosophers whom I have followed in the footsteps of, My metaphysical outlook on life is a combination of beliefs, seeing as how I cannot make up my mind on any particular belief. I consider myself Very cerebral. I point out the worst just to make you aware of it not to ruin your life. I make people see problems from all sides. I'm into the logic of Life. I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions. I can be your best friend or an enemy. I hate making enemies so let's be friends (: Your preconceived idea of me is usually wrong.... I color outside the lines....I’m erratic, open-minded, shy, and an enigmatic-introvert. I am also very blunt. Take it as you will. I wish upon 11:11 ....I'm not perfect. I'm ready to be covered in tats. Yes life's tough….so get a helmet
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The names Hannah.

Give me a cookie, and I’ll dance for you.

I'm not an asshole, I like Bob Marley, StarWars and people who aren't closed minded. I live to appreciate all of life's shenanigans, from the small simple things down to the type of tunes I listen to. I'm respectful if you're respectful; I like vintage gaming systems, and sloth’s…I like sloth’s. I’m weird but who isn’t? I like conversation and with all this controversy on this giant spinning rock I choose to live by “P.L.U.R.R”. I enjoy conversations and I fucking hate mayonnaise. Did I mention I cuss like a sailor?!?! I’ve been rocking this world 17 years and my birth-date is legendary ♥ My shits to legit to quit. ;D

I have an assortment of belts :)
I’m the kind of person who has serious conversations about how heavy a million bubbles would feel.
I enjoy walking around Tokyo on Google earth :) it makes everyday a good day.
Always be an optimist prime not a negatron :)
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels in the neighborhood all day.
If you don’t like narwhals you don’t get a hug.

I’m very talented, but no talent to help me get a normal job. Don’t mistake me into your categories and labels. The only thing I cut is my own hair. I'm complicated in mind, and I turn every question into a theory. My life is devoted to things that are different. Different people, different lifestyles and so on.
I don't take well to people dictating to me about how the fuck I should live my life.

Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...

I have learned that the only truth is that this world has no absolute truths, seeing as how all is perception. I have realized that one can never be wrong if their subconscious mind coexists in unity with their conscious mind. I am a natural-born philosopher, as well as one who studies deeply in to the thoughts and ways of philosophers whom I have followed in the footsteps of, My metaphysical outlook on life is a combination of beliefs, seeing as how I cannot make up my mind on any particular belief.

I consider myself Very cerebral. I point out the worst just to make you aware of it not to ruin your life. I make people see problems from all sides. I'm into the logic of Life.

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions. I can be your best friend or an enemy. I hate making enemies so let's be friends (:
Your preconceived idea of me is usually wrong....
I color outside the lines....I’m erratic, open-minded, shy, and an enigmatic-introvert. I am also very blunt. Take it as you will.
I wish upon 11:11 ....I'm not perfect.
I'm ready to be covered in tats.

Yes life's tough….so get a helmet.
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astrodidact:

Three years ago, researchers fired whisky to the International Space Station as part of an experiment to see how the conditions in space change flavours. Next month, the whisky will return to Earth.
 http://www.sciencealert.com.au/news/20143108-26097-2.html 

Scotland’s contribution to space research. Good job.

tooraloora:

rrrick:

astrodidact:

Three years ago, researchers fired whisky to the International Space Station as part of an experiment to see how the conditions in space change flavours. Next month, the whisky will return to Earth.

Scotland’s contribution to space research. Good job.

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chitzybitch:

I want this to play on an endless loop at my 53th birthday party

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thepoliticalfreakshow:

Django Unchained Actress Danièle Watts Accosted By LAPD After Kissing White Husband, With Police Mistaking Her For A Prostitute [TW: Racism, Ethnocentrism, White Privilege, Police Brutality]
Danièle Watts, an African-American actress who played Coco in Django Unchained and appears as Martin Lawrence’s daughter on FX’s Partners, says she was handcuffed and detained on Thursday by police in Los Angeles who suspected she was a prostitute.
According to Watts, she was approached by two police officers after kissing her husband Brian James Lucas, who is white, in public. Watts was reportedly asked to show ID and, when she refused, she was handcuffed and placed in the back of a police car. They let her go after finding out who she was.
Watts wrote about the incident in a Facebook post:

Today I was handcuffed and detained by 2 police officers from the Studio City Police Department after refusing to agree that I had done something wrong by showing affection, fully clothed, in a public place.
When the officer arrived, I was standing on the sidewalk by a tree. I was talking to my father on my cell phone. I knew that I had done nothing wrong, that I wasn’t harming anyone, so I walked away.
A few minutes later, I was still talking to my dad when 2 different police officers accosted me and forced me into handcuffs.

Lucas backed up Watts’ account in his own post on Facebook:

From the questions that he asked me as D was already on her phone with her dad, I could tell that whoever called on us (including the officers), saw a tatted RAWKer white boy and a hot bootie shorted black girl and thought we were a HO (prostitute) & a TRICK (client).

Watts and Lucas also posted several photos of the incident, including a photo of an injury Watts sustained while being handcuffed:
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Variety reached out to an LAPD public information officer who said, because Watts wasn’t arrested or brought to the station, there was no record of the incident.
Update 5:02p.m. The incident is described in a message, titled “Actress Generates Radio Call After Citizen Calls 9-1-1,” sent to the LAPD email list. The email states a citizen made a 911 call complaining that a male and female were “involved in indecent exposure inside a Silver Mercedes with the vehicle door open.” The responding sergeant and police officers believed Danièle Watts and Brian James Lucas fit their description, and detained them until it was clear they had not committed any crime. An internal complaint investigation has reportedly been initiated.

[images via Facebook]
Source: Kelly Conaboy for Gawker

thepoliticalfreakshow:

Django Unchained Actress Danièle Watts Accosted By LAPD After Kissing White Husband, With Police Mistaking Her For A Prostitute [TW: Racism, Ethnocentrism, White Privilege, Police Brutality]

Danièle Watts, an African-American actress who played Coco in Django Unchained and appears as Martin Lawrence’s daughter on FX’s Partners, says she was handcuffed and detained on Thursday by police in Los Angeles who suspected she was a prostitute.

According to Watts, she was approached by two police officers after kissing her husband Brian James Lucas, who is white, in public. Watts was reportedly asked to show ID and, when she refused, she was handcuffed and placed in the back of a police car. They let her go after finding out who she was.

Watts wrote about the incident in a Facebook post:

Today I was handcuffed and detained by 2 police officers from the Studio City Police Department after refusing to agree that I had done something wrong by showing affection, fully clothed, in a public place.

When the officer arrived, I was standing on the sidewalk by a tree. I was talking to my father on my cell phone. I knew that I had done nothing wrong, that I wasn’t harming anyone, so I walked away.

A few minutes later, I was still talking to my dad when 2 different police officers accosted me and forced me into handcuffs.

Lucas backed up Watts’ account in his own post on Facebook:

From the questions that he asked me as D was already on her phone with her dad, I could tell that whoever called on us (including the officers), saw a tatted RAWKer white boy and a hot bootie shorted black girl and thought we were a HO (prostitute) & a TRICK (client).

Watts and Lucas also posted several photos of the incident, including a photo of an injury Watts sustained while being handcuffed:

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Django Unchained Actress Accosted by LAPD After Kissing White HusbandEXPAND

Variety reached out to an LAPD public information officer who said, because Watts wasn’t arrested or brought to the station, there was no record of the incident.

Update 5:02p.m. The incident is described in a message, titled “Actress Generates Radio Call After Citizen Calls 9-1-1,” sent to the LAPD email list. The email states a citizen made a 911 call complaining that a male and female were “involved in indecent exposure inside a Silver Mercedes with the vehicle door open.” The responding sergeant and police officers believed Danièle Watts and Brian James Lucas fit their description, and detained them until it was clear they had not committed any crime. An internal complaint investigation has reportedly been initiated.

[images via Facebook]

Source: Kelly Conaboy for Gawker

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put-that-in-barry:

I have never in my life seen this image photoshopped as the guy wanted it

put-that-in-barry:

I have never in my life seen this image photoshopped as the guy wanted it

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instagrarn:

"You have so much potential!! i know you can do better!!"image

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baerials:

This is the BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

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